Saturday, 4 October 2014

Splatter

It has dawned on me there that there is a method to urinal technology. For more on this, follow my train of thoughts, mostly logical, in the following paragraphs. 

It is common knowledge that there usually no urinals in common households. I have been to one home where there was a urinal, and in some weird way it was transformed, in my mind, into a locker room. There is no need for urinals in a home because it is a controlled environment. No unruly people are using home bathrooms for indecent acts or sloppy technique. 
People take care in the use because at some point they will have to clean it up. 

Bars however are completely different. In these cases there are points where an outsider see the men's washroom wouldn't be out of line to think that the entire room was a urinal. Aside from user incompetence, the urinal design in fact leaves much to be desired. Urinals act like mirrors,reflecting the high pressure flow everywhere but the urinals drain (keep in mind that bladders are close to max capacity and flow control is quite impossible). Wearing sandals is the worst of ideas because you feel splattering on your feet, evidence of the source of moisture seen across the floors. 

Recent travels reveal the most recent efforts to control the splatter problem. I leave the evidence to the reader as to it a efficacy. 

Note: height - 6ft
Width: 3ft

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